Inglorious Basterd
one who goes around germany killing and tormenting german n-z-s’. most preferable during the second world war. the typical way to kill n-z-s is by bare hands, guns, knives, boot heels, piano wire, or just about anything you can imagine killing a n-z- with.
rules and tips of an inglorious basterd:
1) if the n-z- is left alive and is allowed to escape, a swastika symbol must always be carved directly in the center of his forehead.
2) if a n-z- is dead, his scalp must be removed by knife.
3) collecting 100 n-z- scalps proves a skilled and accomplished inglorious basterd.
4) shooting a n-z-‘s t-st-cl-s off or bashing his brains in with a baseball bat is an epic victory.
5) there is never any prisoner business, there is only killing n-z- business. business must always be booming.
famous inglorious basterds:
lt. aldo raine (aka, aldo the apache)
sgt. donny donowitz (aka, the bear jew)
sgt. hugo stiglitz
indiana jones (not an original ‘basterd’)
the most recent film by quentin tarantino, and by far one of my favorites from the director. however this film is highly underated but it remains a must see for any tarantino fan.
whats your favorite scene from inglorious basterds mike?
when stiglitz shoots that major in his b-llsack and proceeds to stab him.
yeah that rocked.
one who makes a swashtika with s-m-n on the head of a jewish chick after f-cking her.
i had s-x with an inglorious basterd last night.
an attention wh-r- who is secretly gay but who poses as a tough guy in public so both men and women will undress him with their eyes.
brad pitt is an inglorious basterd
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