ink in my pants


one can “ink in their pants” when they are very excited. it is interchangeable to “getting a b-n-r” but “ink in my pants” can be used by both s-xes.
i nearly inked my pants when i saw dave matthews at red rocks.

watching that stripper do the splits at shotgun willie’s made me ink in my pants.

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