insta athlete
1. a person who has a mad long bio on their instagram saying how much time they devote to their sport, yet they are complete -ss of an athlete. an insta athlete posts a lot of emoji’s in their bio and constantly posts photos about how they are grinding, yet barely practices and absolutely sucks. this “elite athlete” may have a lot of followers, but their game is terrible and do not deserve their large amount of followers
person 1: dude where playing john from central tonight! he has 4000 followers and is always on his grind.
person 2: nah man he -ss. i watched him hoop last night. went 0-11from the field with 5 turnovers.
person 1: d-mn. he an insta athlete.
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