instablunt


when you call up your weed man and simply order 1 or multiple pre-rolled blunts of the finest of green.
person1: yo man we need some tree

person2: yea but 7 eleven is all outta wraps!

person1: thats cool man, ill just call up my boy and snag an instablunt

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