Instahoe


(n) – anyone who uses instagram as a source for getting laid. these people typically scour through follower lists of their friends that they actually know in person, in order to increase the chances of this new user actually living nearby. beware of instahoes, because they did it to you, which means they will probably do it again.
i met my girlfriend on instagram, and boy was that stupid. she cheated on me with another instagram user who lives nearby. what an instahoe.
a girl who posts an excessive amount of revealing or provocative pictures on instragram
“did you see all those sl-tty pictures that girl put on instagram? she’s such an instahoe”
a person, male or female, who likes a large amount of someone’s photos (spamming) on instagram in return for a shoutout, or s/o
man, that instahoe spammed me again. maybe if i give her a s/o, she’ll control her double-tap.
a male or female instagram user who follows excessive amounts of people and blows up their dm’s with thirst; the act of trying to talk to every person you follow.
girl this n-gg- just followed me, don’t know me, got a whole gf, and all in my inbox. that’s a straight instahoe.

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