instatracted
finally succ-mbing to creating an instagram account 7 years later, since it’s launch in 2010, after much prodding from a soul-sista, and therefore becoming completely and utterly distracted by the plethora of awesome posts, to the detriment of important deadlines and responsibilities (i.e. school, work, offspring, spouse, pets, plants and etcetera).
i am officially instatracted–and have no regrets (yet)!
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