Institute of Technology


a college of the university of minnesota-twin cities which is the only university branch worth attending. contrasted with the carlson school of management and the college of liberal arts, the inst-tute of technology (it) is populated by people who don’t deserve to be kicked in the b-lls (carlson students do; cla students have none to be kicked). most it students could kick your -ss in any academic endeavor, and they’d be willing to prove it, because they’re nerds.
carlson student: “i see by your intact t-st-cl-s that you attend the inst-tute of technology!”
it student: “why thank you, carlson student! now stand still with your feet four feet apart.”
a college of the university of minnesota-twin cities which is the only university branch worth attending. contrasted with the carlson school of management and the college of liberal arts, the inst-tute of technology (it) is populated by people who don’t deserve to be kicked in the b-lls (carlson students do; cla students have none to be kicked). most it students could kick your -ss in any academic endeavor, and they’d be willing to prove it, because they’re nerds.
carlson student: “i see by your intact t-st-cl-s that you attend the inst-tute of technology!”
it student: “why thank you, carlson student! now stand still with your feet four feet apart.”

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