institutional masturbation
the effort colleges and universities put forth to convince their alumni to partic-p-te in their fund-raising schemes. often, these letters will cite your success as evidence of their effectiveness. when this propaganda is presented in written form, it will include at least .5 exclamation marks per paragraph.
some f. schmuck has challenged
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