insurance agent



one of the sh-ttiest people there are. usually have a sh-tty name like jeff and pretend to give you a “deal” in order to sign you up but one you get into an accident you’ll soon realize you don’t know even have insurance. usually bundles all kinds of insurance together too so he makes the most money and you don’t even know about it.
i’m so excited i just got new insurance at a low rate from my insurance agent!

did someone named jeff sign you up?

yeah he did!

lol, you played yourself.

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