Insurance Whore


these females are what is known as a g-d send to any male looking for easy s-x. you will find these girls at all nightclubs up and down the uk. they normally never refuse s-x and are not the most attractive in their appearance.

if a male has failed in his conquest to find a s-x partner for the night, he can always lower his standards and find a “insurance wh-r-“. just like car insurance will never let you down, neither will a ‘insurance wh-r-“.
les: i really came to this club looking for a nice girl to have s-x with, but it’s getting late and i can’t see myself getting lucky now.
phil: don’t be such a quitter, theres loads of “insurance wh-r-s” in this place, you just have to lower your standards.
les: thanks mate, you always know what to say to cheer me up!

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