intel


a very expensive and inefficient air heater.
“shniel shniel!! crank up ze intel before i get ze frostbite on mein fingers!!”
1) a cpu manufactuer that is win/loose on most of their cpus

2) short version of intelligence, which many people lack in our world of reality tv and oprah
1- intel just screwed me over, i want my money back!

2- we just got intel on the wmds, hope its correct.
short for “intelligence”.
we will use our intel to seek out and destroy.
technology company manufacturing computer processors and long, techincal-sounding names for the processors.
“selected dell pcs use intel core duo 2 centrino mobile extreme edition processors. #dum da duh da dum.”
1. computer parts manufacturer

2. intellegence, or information. 411
my intel comp sux!

intel reports the hamburger will make you sick!
who gives about micro-electronics when the first tv ad this company made had a bus load of guys in pastel colored nbac suits who’d leap out and start doing bad dance moves any where, any time, with no warning?

that’s some sh-t to live up to, amd.
hyperthreading 64 bit os compatible on die first level cache in a super special heat transferring package still doesn’t mean much when it’s running windows, m’lad.
a cpu and motherboard manufacturer focussed mainly on tech rather than high clock speeds. while their processors are stronger than amd processors, they are also quite a bit more pricey. if money’s not a problem, then intel is the way to go. i also recommend getting an aftermarket cooler as their stock fans aren’t very good.
man 1: i just got an intel i7 920!!! i’m gonna tear through all my games and work!

man 2: you realized you just spent about $300 on a quad-core when you could’ve gotten an amd quad-core cpu for like $100-$180?

man 1: …..

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