Intellectuology
a recently founded religion that aids ordinary people to become full-fledged intellectuals without stealing their money.
based in nearly every single capital city in the world, it is the world’s most rapidly growing religion, with over 5,500,000 members already and counting!
the religion promotes the spirit of the intellectual through the novel intellectualics by r. hon lubbard. it glorifies the spiritual intellectuality that everybody possesses, even if one’s iq is below average.
anybody can join! go sign up today!
gabriel: why h-llo fred, i’ve just quit scientology because i realize i have wasted precious years of my life and am now broke. i have now joined intellectuology in the hopes of becoming a respected intellectual. i recommend you do the same, and also, read the book called intellectualics by r. hon lubbard. the best part about it is that it’s not a scam!…i promise.
fred: that sounds like a great idea! i’m going to sign up right now!
gabriel: good…good.
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