1) falling intelligently because gravity is a theory cannot be explained.
2) gravity version of intelligent design.
apples fall from the tree because of intelligent falling. g-d palmed the tree so hard.
it’s also the reason why we don’t die.
- got layers
to pay respect to the person or subject he’s got layers on him that got layers your mum’s mousakka got layers on yo, does he got layers? respectpay homage
- primitive fart
the fart routinely used by cave dwellers to smoke out a saber tooth tiger. it’s believed to be caused by the horrific combination of digesting tusk marrow and rat carc-sses. after two chorizo tacos and three bowls of northern beans, the harbor master ripped a primitive fart killing his first mate on contact.
- cool clock, ahmed
something said when confronted with a piece of technology you know absolutely nothing about. taken from the incident in which a teenager named ahmed took a standard digital alarm clock, dis-ssembled it and mounted it in a pencil box and took it to school where he was arrested for bringing a hoax bomb. he argued […]
everything that is twisted and evil with this world; satan objectified i felt raped when my friend touched me with his disktrasa
- panty spiders
the pubic hair that escapes out the leg holes of underwear/swimsuits ooh, i need to clean up my bits before i go to the beach this weekend, or everybody will see my panty spiders.