interception


when you are interested in a person at a party, you are on the verge of making a move, and just as you are about to you find someone else already making out with them, etc.

also used in the present tense as “intercepted”

person 1: i went to make a move on that girl, but she was tongue deep in another dude’s mouth.

person 2: interception!
when you steal someone elses girl or girlfriend (commonly used among football jocks)
jock 1: matt intercepted carly right from dylan !!

jock2: that kid gets interceptions on and off the field

jock1: yea i feel kinda bad for dylan though
when a man is about to -j-c-l-t- on a woman’s face, and she catches the j-zz and throws it back in his face.
don’t tell anyone bro, but after i came on her face, she went for the interception. who does that?!
a p-ss thrown to the wrong team
every time kelsey is quarterback she throws an interception
when you try to -j-c-l-t- in a girls mouth, miss, and get it to land in another girls mouth.
i was getting it on in the air plane when some girl got an interception with my c-m shot
any p-ss that eli manning throws during an nfl regular season.
eli manning went 5/18 interceptions with 4 completions
to “intercept” an enemy and kill him.

#interception – t-tanium : enemy spotted

#interception – t-tanium : enemy down

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