International Boner Scale
standard universal tool used to rate the respective flaccidity or turgidness of a male’s genitals in any situation worth officially doc-menting:
1 completely flaccid
2 stirring of the loins
3 beginning to lift
4 fun, yet floppy
5 nursing the perfect semi
6 veins & details appear
7 hot to touch
8 rebounds to hit the stomach
9 moves of its own accord-
10 permanent erection–
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-must be able to perform one complete c-ck push-up.
–only achievable through v–gr-/cocaine – requires surgical removal.
in england:
josh: “jesus man, does max have a b-n-r??”
ross: “aye, about a 6 on the international b-n-r scale, no doubt”
josh: “yeah, i’d agree with that”
en france:
jacques: “zut alors! max, a-t-il la trique??!”
sébastien: “ouais… un six selon l’éch-lle internationale des érections”
jacques: “ben je suis d’accord…”
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