internet caffeine


something that can be lame, weird, bizarre, strange or funny that happens on the internet. similar to rl caffeine, yet somehow not as tasty.
a: did you hear about j?
j: she busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
a: omg how did you know?!
j: i’m j.
a: x_x
j: well, that’s internet caffeine.

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    the summed information available through the internet — especially that which might provide some kind of guidance, opinion, perspective. “your guacamole recipe totally kills! you should definitely add it to the internoise.”

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