the type of person who spends much of their time on social media or messages just waiting for the next new cause to fight for. be it videos of corruption, censorship, shameless trademark requests, or ethics in games journalism. once they find something that goes against their simple moral code they fight back. thus begins a vigorous and dedicated action or movement in favour of said cause. though only on the internet.
once chosen they will defend or fight for this cause even if they have no practical interest in the subject at all. for you see, what drives an internet crusader is not so much the subject but their own ideals and morals. while driven by good intentions initially the end result is far more ugly. this is in part thanks to the to the greater internet f*ckwad theory and the popularity of these stories gaining the attention of even more internet crusaders or people jumping on the bandwagon.
similar to armchair activist armchair general armchair idealist
tayne: you hear about how they censored the swimsuits in the us version of call of brody? they made beatrix’s bikini into a one piece swimsuit in the hot springs scene!
robin: does it matter that much?
tayne: we should not let censorship exist in any form. we’re lighting up their forums right now so bad!
robin: stop being such a internet crusader tayne. is it really that important?
tayne: yes. and don’t tell me what to you because you don’t even exist.
and then there was nothing.
a person on the internet who goes around preaching what they think is right or wrong and acting upon it.
internet crusader: “bronies are horrible people they must all be killed!”
internet crusader: “we must stop the asian invasion of hentai!!”
regular person: “let people like what they like”
- mid-sized sedan
when a guy’s d*ck is halfway hard. guy: dude i have a mid-sized sedan right now.
the s*xual exploration of the mind, body, and soul, in relation to the philosophical understanding of who we are together universally in the current dimension. i practice shonology to help me understand how to relate to someone i’m intrigued or interested in.
something that is very creepy and inappropriate oh my god that is so nelithy
a new soda that you can make with the use of any home carbonation product, like sodastream. however, instead of using the suggested soda syrups, you use nyquil so you can get crunk as sh*t. friend: is that lean in your cup? me: nah, it’s carboquil. i got a cold but i’m still trying to […]