Internet Klingon


someone who takes everything you say as an act of aggression, or an insult to his or her “honor”.
user 1 – “i don’t really like battlestar galactica.”
internet klingon – “dude, i love bsg! why you gotta talk sh-t? i’m not gonna let you get away with that. you can’t step all over me!”

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