internet safety
a list of rules that most kids are shown at a young age about how to be safe on the internet when in reality the internet is never a safe place and you cannot protect yourself in it.
(in theory) parent: here are the internet rules
kid: yay now can be safe!
(in reality)
typical internet chat forum
kid:hi guys
guy 1: f u
guy 2: brah i will ddoxx yu
guy3:?i stole ur dog
guy4: (not spam) have free money!!
(one safety rule)
if a guy harr-sses you tell a parent or guardian
(inreality)
kid: moooom this guys theatening me!
2 days later
guy: i stole ur bank money your life insurance your food, i will destroy you
internet safety is so not a fake reality of people who belive everything should be rainboys and ponies
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