Internet Search Psychosis
iss – internet search psychosis
fundamental derangement of the mind characterized by defective or lost contact with reality especially as evidenced by delusions, hallucinations, and disorganized speech and behavior onset by internet searching. subject will conclude search results and the people, places and things within the results are linked. while in reality these findings are largely due to coincidences, not to be confused with coincidencialism
“it says nancy smith is 35 years old from california, it must be my long lost aunt nancy smith.”
he must have internet search psychosis, he thinks every time someone says his name on twitter that they’re speaking to him directly.
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