intoxifest


(n.) a party and/or festival where alcohol is widely available and significantly consumed until the point of hospitalization. (i.e. intoxi-hospitalization).
intoxifest is an incredibly ballin’ event until the point of unconsciousness where people point their fingers at your utter ridiculousness and continue partying without you.
can be used generally but commonly found in college acappella groups going on “retreat”
it was a friggin’ intoxifest last night!
yo, we got so messed up at that intoxifest this weekend!
brian was so drunk that he got intoxi-hospitalized last night after he p-ssed on some ho’s desk!

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