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• investigating his/her crime scene

  a slang term for masturbation. self-gratification. the act of “playing” with your genitals, for s-xual excitement/pleasure; usually to -rg-sm. i walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.

• in your mouf

  for a male tp put his phallace into the mouth of a female (normally filthy b-tch) very catchy phrase drunk females will then tell you 2 put in their mouf “matt” in your mouf u filthy b-tch “kerryn” put it in kerryns mouf “matt” you filthy b-tch “everyone” owned

• Inzax

  signature sign off for members of a (unamed) greek fraternity. can only be used when corresponding with another member of the same fraternity. looking forward to meeting you. yours inzax, tom

• iPest

  this is a rather annoying breed of an apple fanatic that will pester you about every electronic gadget you use if it doesn’t have the apple logo on it, regardless of your particular needs or your reasons for using what you have. ipest: “why are you using a blackberry?! those things suck! get an iphone! […]

• ipod'd

  getting hit with an ipod “ouch! what the —- was that for?” “ha ha! you got ipod’d!” “you —ing moron!” “sucker.” when a person buys an ipod, they have been ipod’d. they have joined the ipod craze. yo did ya hear ’bout mike? he got all ipod’d last week.

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