Invanisible
it’s when you’re leaving the bar at 2 am and you’re driving in a “soccer mom” minivan above the speed limit with cop cars sitting at the corners of every other intersection. you just cruise on by because the driver and p-ssengers that are riding in the minivan are all invanisible.
driver: oh cr-p, i better not speed, there’s cops everywhere!
p-ssenger: who cares, we’re in a van. they can’t see us.
driver: oh yeah. we are invanisible.
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