inverted blumpkin
when a woman is taking a sh-t, a male goen in and puts his c-ck in her mouth and she performs oral s-x on him.
my girl was taking a sh-t so i went in a shoved my c-ck in her mouth ans she gave me an inverted blumpkin
there are two kinds of inverted blumpkins:
1. to m-st-rb-t- while sh-tting on a girls face.
2. to take a p-ss while getting your salad tossed.
susie wanted to try something new, so she gave me an inverted blumpkin instead of a regular blumpkin.
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