investitute


an inst-tute or school for learning financial investing strategies
when joined invest-tute i learned the proper way to invest my money
paying girls for s-x who are your friends
person 1: joeys been knee deep in clunge since he got that new job
person 2: yhh is because he pays them with his m-ssive salary hes an invest-tute

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