Investurbate
when you can’t determine whether something is hot or not, so you decide to put it to the masturbatory test.
i’m 50% certain this homegoods ad is heating me up, but i’m not sure. time to investurbate.
yahoo answers couldn’t tell me whether or not i’m s-xually attracted to ansel adams’ photographs, so i had to do some ground-level investurbation. i’m not. we’re good.
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