Invisalign
things that the rich kids use to torture the middle-lower cl-ss.
invisalign man: man, i enjoy being able to take off these invisalign whenever i want…and the best thing is n-body even notices them!
braces man:do i gotta choke a b-tch!?
invisible braces for semi-messed up teeth. used by dentists to raise one’s hopes before crushing them by telling you that you’re getting metal anyway. each is personally sculpted using picures, x-rays, and bad-tasting gel used to make moldings of your mouth. in other words, if you even need braces, you won’t be wearing these. sorry. things just suck that way:{(
hey man! i’m getting my invisalign braces next week!
good for you john…
(3 weeks later)
hey man, guess what? i’m getting invisalign too!
stfu creature…
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