invisible brake
refers to the non-existent brake on the p-ssenger side of the car. often used by mothers with new drivers even when they are driving just fine. often used in conjunction with the oh sh-t handle.
mich-lle started pressing on the invisible brake as soon as her son got in the car, of course, this had no effect on his driving.
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