iowa meat cleaver



repeatedly smacking your d-ck onto a woman’s back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.
“hey, how was last night?”
“oh, it was great. i got to give my girlfriend an iowa meat cleaver.”

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