Iowa Surprise


an unexpected santorum. so named for the headline on rick santorum’s website after his second-place win in the 2012 iowa primaries.
“if i knew there was going to be an iowa surprise, i would have brought a towel.”

“legalizing gay marriage was a real iowa surprise!”

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