Iphone Anxiety


pretty much the constant, overwhelming fear of dropping your iphone and cracking the screen. pretty much takes over your entire life when your phone is at risk of dropping out of your hand and falling to its death! you have to think about where you set it, how you set it there, why you set it there! i cant even imagine how it is for people without a warranty on their phone.
linus: sup man just got my new iphone.

brian: bad-ss bro! having alot of iphone anxiety yet?

linus: all the time man.

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