Iphone whore


a woman (or man, it’s possible. i suppose) who sells her (his?)
body to purchase the latest iphone or ipad, or to pay
the monthly data bill. chances are, there are some iphone
app wh-r-s, but haven’t asked around.
chelsea showed me the time of my life in exchange for the
payment of her verizon bill. hoolah boolah! she’s a really
nice girl, but she’s an iphone wh-r-.

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