iPhonite
a person who continuously checks their iphone for facts which he/she uses to school people with.
or
someone who cannot be parted from their iphone at anytime due to serious infatuation with the device.
iphonite: “i wonder why there is a 57 on the side of this ketchup bottle.”
normal human: “who the h-ll cares?”
iphonite: -whips out iphone- “well according to this the 57 on heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had!”
normal human: “you are such a f-cking iphonite.”
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