ipod condom
the unattractive rubber casing used to protect ipods from being scratched and tend to start at around $30.
ipod condom dialogue-
mother: remember to always use a condom.
son: ye, dont want to get scratched.
mother: -makes a sick face-
the act of placing an ipod (usually ipod touch) in a plastic zip lock bag and bringing it the shower to m-st-rb-t-. it helps prevents herpies and other stds.
“did you here what david did?!?”
“no what?”
“he he forgot an ipod condom and electricuted the sh-t out of himself.”
“you mean he forgot protection”
“yeah”
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