iPod Nazi
a person that believe ipods are the best mp3 player ever, to an extent of being fanatical and n-z–like.
an ipod n-z- often criticize those people who use any kind of mp3 player except and ipods, no matter if their mp3 player is better or worse then their ipod.
g-d forbid an ipod n-z- catches you using a fake ipod, they will have a severe case of verbal diarrhea while criticizing you.
someone who hogs the ipod, not allowing anyone else to choose the music playing.
“man! i don’t want to listen to any more zeppelin! stop being such an ipod n-z-!”
a higher authority or peer who unquestionably confiscates one’s ipod when sighted.
frank: jimmy omg let me listen to your ipod -sn-tch-
jimmy: …but…
frank: you have lady gaga?
jimmy: no actually i do-
frank: aw man. you don’t. that’s lame. well i’m gunna listen to your ipod and drain your battery, kay?
jimmy: gah whatever. g-d dang ipod n-z-…
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