iPodcalypse
1. the onslaught of apple products that just keep coming to financially and mentally annoy and inconvenience you.
2. what you want to bring down upon your ipod when it’s taking forever to turn back on after a battery death or random freeze.
1. “oh man, i bought an iphone 4 and it seemed so cool but look the ipodcalypse keeps coming with the iphone 5! cr-p!”
2. “ahh! my ipod won’t turn on and i might need it in the next two seconds! i wish the ipodcalypse would come and wake up or punish my nonresponding ipod.”
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