iPud

what any apple device, particularly the ipad becomes once you begin surfing p-rn for the purpose of self-gratification.
franco genovese: seriously? you had a fight and she flew back home?
malibu jackson: yep. i’m totally alone in the hotel, with three more days left on my vacation.
franco genovese: are you coming home early then?
malibu jackson: f-ck no! i already paid. fortunately, i had the foresight to pack my ipud.

franco genovese: sweet. love will find a way!
the name of apple computer’s vibrator. it is very stylish, and is far more stable than most standard personal vibrators(pv’s). sadly, it is often overlooked by most d-ld–enthusiasts, as it only has one rib.
g-d d-mnit, my pv just crashed. i wish i had an ipud.
a person who must wear his i-pod everywhere he goes in public; often seen nodding head to music in a delusional attempt to look cool and trendy. frequently spotted at bus stops, college campuses and coffeehouses.

cf. bluetool. a bluetool thinks he is important, while an i-pud thinks he is cool.
i walked p-ssed your boyfriend today on my way to cl-ss, he didn’t say hi, he was being a total i-pud.
a person who listens to loud cr-ppy music on headphones in a public place. usually accompanied by an annoying foot tap or head bob.
“some ipud sat next to me on the bus this morning. he was listening to fallout boy or some sh-t like that.”
invisible pink unicorn denialist
he is a christian so he does not believe in the invisible pink unicorn. therefore he is an ipud
a combination of ipod and earbuds. an annoying person (usu. at work) who is constantly listening to his ipod and has their earbuds in so when you go to talk to them, you have to tap them on the shoulder, throw a stapler at them, etc. to get them to pull the earbuds out before you can have a conversation with them.
that guy in accounting is really annoying. he’s such an ipud.