iPwned


getting charged a ridiculous fee by cingular for using your apple iphone.
guy 1: wtf?! i just got charged $3000 for using my iphone during my trip to europe!

guy 2: dude, you just got ipwned
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when someone brags about having an apple product and n-body cares…
“i just got a new iphone!”
“n-body cares! guess you just got ipwned…”
“haha, he just got ipwned”
when you buy an ipod, then the next day apple releases a newer ipod with 60000 gb more sp-ce than yours and the ability to fly to the moon.
guy1: hey i just bought a new ipod yeah! ahh waking up with my new ipod and- whatth-ll there’s a new one out already!!

guy2: you just got ipwned
when you either drop your i-phone and a large crack goes across the screen or the software freezes
hey man i totally got i-pwned last night when i was drunk and droped my i-phone
to be proven wrong in a dispute according to factual information retrieved on an iphone or other internet-connected device.

if one of your friends bargles something you said and disproves your claim, you have been ipwned
chico from the magnificent seven was played by horst buchholz, not james dean. ipwned! bam!
collective noun used to refer to those addicted to the use of apple’s iphone (“ipwn”). used by -n-logy with “the d-mned.”
in 2007, the legions of crackberry addicts were replaced by the ipwned…
1. what just happened to all the other smartphone/mp3 player makers as of macworld 2007.
2. what will happen to all the crackberry users once the iphone is released.
“wow…the zune just got -so- ipwned…”

“i’ve been ipwned by my email for the last six hours while stuck in the airport!”

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