oh look theres irfaan the umpa lumpa
- esports cheerleader
a camwh*r* whose only role in compet*tive gaming is to distract the opposing team by flashing her b**bs before them. emmadorable:”hey boys, wanna play with me? i am an esports cheerleader!” gamers: ‘shut up! you’re distracting us!”* throws table*
- dad dump
a dump so strong that it creates a physical barrier at the edge of the realm in which it was created. fobert: yo i’ve gotta get in and use the bathroom bz: dude, i just took a dad dump. it’s gonna be at least an hour until anyone can get in there.
- oklahoma *ss m*ffler
wadded up toilet paper used to m*ffle the sound of explosive gas and diarrhea the walls of my trailer are thin, so when i have company over i have to use an oklahoma *ss m*ffler to stifle my bowel movement
a short man with three t*st*c*ls this guy is bendu.