Irish Handshake


to greet someone by approaching them, and giving them a backhanded slap across the face.
give him an irish handshake and he’ll shutup
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a greeting given to a male adversary consisting of grabbing him by the b-lls and squeezing as hard as possible until he doubles over in pain, then headb-tting him in the bridge of the nose.
“if you think he’s too big to take down otherwise, give him the old irish handshake, he’ll be on the ground bleeding before he knows what hit him.”
when a guy is throwing up and receiving a hand job from a girl at the same time.
“hey man, you just puked all over the car and that ho gave you a irish handshake”
when a guy is throwing up and receiving a hand job from a girl at the same time.
“hey man, you just puked all over the car and that ho gave you a irish handshake”
when a guy is throwing up and receiving a hand job from a girl at the same time.
“hey man, you just puked all over the car and that ho gave you a irish handshake”
throwing up when getting a hand job
i totally got an irish handshake and it got all up in her hair.
when a guy vomits and gets a handjob at the same time by a girl.
“boy you were sick, did you just get an irish handshake behind the barn?”

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