Irish Monacle
then singular version of irish sungl-sses; aka, a drunken black eye; aka, the drunken pirate; aka, wedding night tattoo…
erik, “hey what happened to sarah, she looks rough?”
chris, “yeah she spilled nail polish remover on my coffee table, so i gave her an irish monacle.”
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