Irish Pirate


just like the angry pirate the man is getting head, he pulls out, d-ck pokes her in the eye, and kicks her shin. upon doing all this the girl will get up on one leg, covering one eye thus making the pirate. to make it irish the guy c-ms on her face before she gets up and throws a handful of lucky charms on it so they stick.
professor: why wasn’t aurora in cl-ss today?
student: colin gave her the irish pirate and she can’t get them off her face
when a man is taking a girl in the -ss, he spits on her back and makes it out like he’s c-m and so she turns round, he c-ms in her eye and stamps on her foot. this causes her to hop around holding her eye and foot shouting aaarrggh
i love pirates, only irish pirates though

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