Irish shoeshine
when someone swipes a dirty mop over your shoes at the restaurant, usually support staff like bussers or dishwashers at the end of the night when they’re stoned, not paying attention, and trying to go home for the evening.
the dishwasher just gave me the irish shoeshine. what a d-ck.
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