Irish Tea Party


when you are the last person concious at a drinking party, and you go around tea bagging everyone at the party.
ewww…. there is a ball hair in my mouth, there must have been an irish tea party last night.
the irish tea-party is a s-xual act where a male shoves minty mentos in a condom until it is full and preceeds to shove it into a woman’s -sshole and pour diet pepsi into the condom, which causes her -sshole to explode in a
furious rage.
johnny: dude, yesterday i gave jennifer an irish tea-party…

mark: no way, does her b-tthole still work?

johnny:nah bro, that sh-t got f-cked up

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