Irish Wolf Terrier
the ultimate midsize irish designer dog. kicks irish setter -ss! started by ozzie nelson (the vet) by artificially inseminating a female irish wolfhound with the sperm from a male irish terrier. they are 50-70 pounds, smart, athletic, and are extremely friendly, but, if anyone messes with you, they have a great instinct for single leg takedowns, by grabbing the shoes or pantlegs, followed by covering the fallen attacker’s eyes with their mouth. usually followed by attacker p-ssing their pants. fast, effective, mark free submissions!
last month, my irish wolf terrier caught a rabbit, and brought it to me by the scruff of its neck — unharmed. last week, he laid on top of a pit bull’s back, and held it by covering its eyes from above & behind. the pit bull had gotten in our yard and had treed my cat.
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