when you find yourself in a paradox overcome with irony.
for when irony seems to undermine the severity of your situation but paradox removes the sick humour in it.
i cancelled my wedding for a deployment, and now the army is punishing me for my relationship. the punishment results in not deploying.
i sold my car hours before getting offered an amazing new job requiring a car, and my current job just called because they are closing.
he was stunned by the irodoxy of his apartment catching fire from a fire engine that burst into flames after going to the wrong place.
the irodoxy of it all was that he froze to death in the desert, after moving to el paso from alaska.
a saying you’ll see in a game’s chat intending to confuse you and have you search it on google. the joke being it doesn’t mean anything. good game guys, gg35.
- chantilly *n*l
a s-xual fetish where whipped cream is injected into the -n-s, after which the injector sodomizes the recipient. last night, i had chantilly -n-l.
any filipino with an iq below 70 who blindly supports fascism and their fentanyl-using, blood-hungry “tatay” who happens to be the 16th president of the philippines. me: i think the threat of terrorism is just a lame excuse to implement martial law in mindanao. i just shows how incompetent this administration is. dutertard: e di […]
a chicc is a cute girl that is also thicc. damon: oh, did you see veronica? cameron: oh h-ll yeah, she’s one cool chicc.
- greasy caveman
similar to an ape a greasy cave is a brainless person who either screams or does strange things p-ss off mark you greasy caveman