Iron egg skill
conditioning one’s ball sack by repeatedly enduring either self-inflicted or -ssisted blows to them.
a technique practiced by shaolin monks in shaolin kung fu that also goes by the names ‘groin skill’ or ‘gold armour’.
andrew: tyler what are you doing to your coin purse?!
tyler: it’s called the iron egg skill dear andy, i’m going to have the b-lls of a god!
andrew: how often do you get kicked in the nuts?
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