Iron Hymen
n. a woman’s staunch dedication to abstinence before marriage, or a reference to her “enrollment” in the iron hymen program.
n. a parody website, url ironhymen.com, sister site to s-xisforf-gs.com, perpetrating to be part of the white house’s youth purity office. it lists an oath that one must take and follow to stay abstinent until marriage. they also sell cool t-shirts.
watch out, boys! thanks to iron hymen, you ain’t never gonna get inside my baby cave!
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