ironhide
he is the bad–ss weapons specialist of the autobots, and his alt form is a gmc topkick c4500. he has more guns than a small third-world country, and he may or may not have blown up a planet with said guns.
ironhide doesn’t always see optic to optic with optimus prime, despite their friendship. he’s perhaps the more practical of the two, and more than a little trigger happy.
ironhide:”you have a rodent infestation. shall i terminate?”
sam witwicky:”no! no! he’s not a rodent, he’s a chihuahua! this is my chihuahua! we love chihuahuas, don’t we?”
ironhide:”he’s leaked lubricants all over my foot!”
optimus prime’s super boss friend, he has the largest p-n-s of all the autobots. he rarely uses sarcasm, showing his dominance. he is also described as superior and s-xy. he also has the ability to turn into a gmc topkick c6500.
jake – omg dude theres ironhide
travis – jesus hes so cool
ironhide is an autobot from transformers series.
optimis prime: ironhide, cover me!
one who likes gay maps and has a brain the size of gifin’s.
wtf? what an ironhide.
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