ironic mustache
generally adorned by a hipster
an ugly mustache grown initially as a joke and to impress one’s friends with the level of commitment necessary to maintain it. these mustaches often remain with the wearer far longer than they are funny and become a part of the person’s “look”.
jameson: dude…steve looks pretty gross these days. i don’t think he’s washed his denim jacket in a long time and his hair is awful!
marc: no doubt, and his ironic mustache really isn’t helping.
currently sported by the hipster, the ironic mustache resembles that of a wild west bartender. large and long, it starts out thick then tapers down to curled, pointy, rounded, waxed tips. the ironic mustache can stand alone or be accompanied by a burly beard. look for one, they’re currently all around you…
yuppie- “hey, what’s up with that dude over there with the crazy mustache?”
yuppie’s friend- “oh that’s a hipster and that’s actually called an ironic mustache!”
see great examples of an ironic mustache in the hipster video “hipster the get down” now on youtube.
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